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So, after over three years of blogging, I can’t believe that I never noticed the spam comments section! It wasn’t until I read Bayance’s hilarious series that this was brought to light for me. Let me tell you, it has been so funny to read through them all! 😄 So I’m going to have a go at sharing some of my favourites with you. Go check out Bayance’s posts; they are hilarious!
~ My favourite comments ~
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‘It isn’t fair, either to the other parent in order to the child to impose your conflicted emotions on him. They could be especially often seen from afar. Do not let your attention wander somewhere besides.’ I’m so confused. Also, I feel like I’m failing as a nonexistent parent.
‘Hello, you used to write excellent, but the lqst f e w posts have been kinda boring I miss y our super writings. Past several posts are just a bit out of track! come on!’ Oof! Steady on, Justine!
‘I got what you mean , thankyou for putting up.Woh I am happy to find this website through google. “It is a very hard undertaking to seek to please everybody.” by Publilius Syrus.’ No, thank YOU! I’m glad you found my book review to be uncontroversial. 🙌
‘Sure at first your dog may need some bribery to obey you. Becoming a slidemovie game tester is not for realize. Health and wellness coaching is an evergrowing profession that’s here in which to stay and.’ Quick, shove in three unrelated topics. Hopefully one of them will be relevant! 👌
‘You actually make it seem really easy along with your presentation but I in finding this topic to be actually one thing which I think I would never understand. It kind of feels too complicated and extremely large for me. I am looking ahead to your subsequent post, I’ll attempt to get the hold of it!’ I don’t know what is so complicated about a book review, but okay?
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‘Be particular to get there early you should also check out Strikeforce: Diaz vs. The towels were fresh and came in 4 different sizes. Of course, what would a mobile casino be if it didn’t have video slot games?’ Why have I spent a whole minute laughing over ‘the towels were fresh’? 🤣
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‘As the reader reads from left to right their eyes will land towards the advertising that airs. They don’t obtain the reader squirming in his seat readily. It is harder to market a broad, vague design template.’ Why does ‘the reader squirming in his seat readily’ make me feel like squirming in my seat uncomfortably?
‘What good for one neighborhood is ideal for the other sorts of. You need to accept those that reasonable and work boost them. And there is one benefit that flows through heaven and globe.’ Whoa! That went from local to global real quick! 🤯
‘Assuming you have lots of experiences playing poker, you will for suere earn large sums of money here. So, if you wish to relish the thrills of life, this is often a proper spot for you.’ Thanks for your assumption, but no.
‘The amount of time a borrower has to repay a mortgage.’ Is that a question or…❔
‘You really make it appear so easy together with your presentation however I to find this matter to be actually one thing which I believe I’d never understand. It kind of feels too complicated and very large for me. I’m having a look forward for your next put up, I’ll attempt to get the grasp of it!’ Once again, it’s just a book review! Also, you expect me to take you seriously when your username is ‘joker 123’?
‘I bought roses for my mother for Valentine’s Day.’ Why ‘flowers for u’ felt the need to tell me that on THE SAME BOOK REVIEW I’ll never know. 🤦♀️
‘Very happy with the arrangement and supply time.’ Good for you, Aliza. 😜
‘At Avas Flowers, our objective is to give you access to the entire freshest, most beautiful flowers on earth.’ Okay, but really, what’s with the flower theme?
~ Weirdest/Funniest usernames ~
playboy club pal
ocean king bed
So there it is! Are you now as befuddled as I am? (I had to use befuddled, okay? Confused seems too mild a word.) I had way too much fun writing this post and sorting through all those comments. I picked only my favourite comments, but seriously, there were so many casino comments. Like, what? Don’t get me started on that one comment which was practically an essay and didn’t make any sense to me! Also, I obviously didn’t add in the dodgy links, but pretty much all these comments had suspicious links. 🙄
Would you like me to do another post like this in the future? If you have a blog, have you discovered your spam comments?